Jesus’ Mom-Now Appearing…
The new century has seen an upsurge in visitations by Ma’ Christ, though her booking agent needs a stern talking-to.
Apparitions of the Virgin Mary, 2003-2007:
- Tree stump, Passaic, N.J., 2003
- Grilled cheese sandwich, Hollywood, Fla., 2004
- Expressway underpass, Chicago, 2005
- Pretzel, Nebraska, 2005
- Firewood, Janesville, Wis., 2006
- Chocolate drippings, Fountain Valley, Calif., 2006
- Souplantation restaurant, Grantville, Calif., 2006
- Pizza pan, Houston, 2007
- Watermelon, Arizona, 2007 (Source-Futility Closet – a blog that earns a place in my RSS feed)

