Truth hurts
I knew as soon as I saw this image what the caption had to be, and I wasn’t wrong.
I also had to laugh. I’ve been there.
I used to stop for a couple of beers at a topless bar in Maryland about 2 in the afternoon. The girls had to be there but weren’t doing anything since I was almost always the only guy there at that hour. I liked that bar because it had one of the first bartop electronic poker machines. I was an addict for those things. Since I was a regular and no one else was there, the bartender would let me have all the tokens I wanted while I drank my two beers and talked with the topless babes.
I was dating a girl at the time, my heterosexuality taking the lead as it has several times before. So I could claim that I never took the situation too seriously was because even then it was well understood; you do not mess around with the girls during working hours.
Or I could just admit to the truth of that poster.
Either way, that picture is funny and the caption damned witty.