God…seriously 2

Here’s a perfect example of the Christian lack of not just a sense of humor but even the ability to detect humor.  Their ignorance of what humor is makes them incapable of realizing what nearly every halfway intelligent person on the internet knows; Landover Baptist Church is a parody site! Anyone who cannot appreciate that fact has either never really read anything beyond the headlines or is humor impaired.  That’s not a disability that will let you park in the handicapped zone, but it’s still a serious character defect.

Anyway, this I’m-embarrassed-to-admit-is-a-person writes to Landover:

you people really suk, i noticed you have 28 paid pastors and a bunch of paid decons and boy how you love to beg for money,but correct me if i am wrong but i thought we were not supposed to build churches as jesus taught,nor were we to come to some supposed – false prophets self proclaimed christian pastor for help i think jesus said for us to ask god not some money hungry tithe stealing useuing the money to gloryify his own flesh hireling pastor who serves you not god , you being the man that cuts his check,oh what a sad ripoff platinum tithers? got news for you canninites you cant buy or tithe your way to heaven, as for any sembelince of preetching the gospel of jesus christ witch is what all belivers are suppose to do i dont see it ,,no where on your sight as defined buy the apostles —— and so since you preech some other gospel something half old testement half new you are as galitians says accursed i say again accursed .every thing else i read was so retarded and fucked up i cant say anything to you it be like trying to reason with a steamy pile of shit, oh and i never in a millon years thought i would go to a “christian web site and see porno on it wtf? the immaculate hymen? man you suk ,a pussy pic on a christian web site and you think you are saved ? the only thing you do is lead people to hell because you are a greedy mammon loveing apostate fale jesus preeching guy you steal tithes and pay pastors befor you remember to give to the needy dont you u shitball? i bet more money goes to paying u and you hirlings than it does to those that need it , you say you dont care bout the unsaved –well i am glad to hear some truth out of you mouth but again as jesus teaches us True Christians not you nazis that as apostles our duty is to proclaim the gospel to the what fartheads? the World thats right and that we will be judged on that and weather we bare good fruit or bad the good fruit is the saving of souls asswhipes, how by proclaiming the message jesus told us to proclaim —— you know the whole gospel thing ,we proclaim they either accept or reject, we dont convet, the gosepl does that. 1 more thing i noticed you have a golf coarse pga style hmmm and 18 hughe pools and the largest “christian shopping mall ; jesus said we should deny ourselfs and take up our cross and follow him daily but you guys are dening the word, the people that give you money all to get rich i hope GOD shows you your wrong and gives you time to repent befor its to late signed ub4war@—.com

As Larry the Cable Guy would say, “Now I don’t care who you are, that there’s funny”.

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